Jack Handy is an American humorist and writer. He is best known for the "Deep Thoughts" series of short essays he writes and performs, and his book of the same name. He received his B.A. from the University of Texas at Austin in 1963, where he was a member of the Longhorn Ambassadors, a campus organization that performed satirical skits at university events
Handy continues to perform his comedy routines at conferences, universities, and other events today.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.Jack Handy
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.Jack Handy
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?Jack Handy
